Kyle Brant and Peter II with Polish doily model Mira Soupschuss at the 12th Annual Rally for Women’s Rights at the Pimberton Country Club in Garfield, New Jersey, sponsored by Russian Standard vodka, Playboy magazine, and Chick-fil-A. “Women have it hard,” explained Kyle, who once got a C+ in an Intro to Feminism course through Phoenix University. “In India, if they masturbate, they get burned alive on a ginormous funeral pyro [sic].” Cat Power performed at the event. “She was pretty good, for a girl,” said Kyle.
Peter II told six women from Code Pink an anecdote about how he once accidentally locked his nanny in the basement for five days.